Good bye earthlings!?

I am going 1000 light years away from earth (Jessi Slaughter's dad has back traced my ufo computer and i have to run; I'll lose connection to internet.) I want to let you know that an asteroid will be hitting your planet soon. I am saying farewell to you earthlings, humans.. Good bye. I'll be back tomorrow to warn you HUMANS. Does anyone; ladies wanna make me a sandwich? and if you like you can hop on my spaceship when the ships arrive.